“No. I save Totino’s for truly important occasions — like that wonderful level of drunkenness where I can’t navigate my delivery app but can still work an oven for some reason. Watch yourself; it’s easy to get carried away with a plate of bite-sized snacks like this.eval(ez_write_tag([[728,90],'freezermealfrenzy_com-medrectangle-4','ezslot_11',115,'0','0'])); The Totino’s American Favorites Mini Snack Mix is a massive helping of some pretty decent snacks. The nutritional content doesn’t seem all that bad until you realize that the image above shows about three full servings, based on the bag’s recommendation. Live spectators at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade wish they'd just stayed home, Matthew Perry engaged to literary manager Molly Hurwitz, Kristin Cavallari ‘most thankful’ for her kids in touching Thanksgiving post, Alex Trebek shares heartfelt Thanksgiving message in prerecorded video, © 2020 NYP Holdings, Inc. All Rights Reserved, Now you can make a custom Oreo with your face on it, Kiddie YouTube influencers are covertly hyping junk food to kids, Dunkin' Donuts releases Spicy Ghost Pepper donut, DIY kits for Halloween, Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured, 49 best Black Friday 2020 deals you can shop now, HP's Black Friday deals have all the WFH tech items you need, Lululemon discounts leggings and more for Black Friday deals, Coach takes 50 percent off bags and more for Black Friday sale, Tatcha takes 20 percent off sitewide for Black Friday deals. Sitemap Ketchup or sour cream would work wonders here. Dawn of the dead minks! Unfortunately, when you cook these, the cheese spills out and sticks to the tray, leaving you with mostly hollow balls of deep-fried breading. They taste a little bit like mini ham and cheese sandwiches, only with a pizza roll shell. Apparently, Totino’s does sell these outside of this particular mix, but we’ve actually never seen them anywhere. Long live Totino’s insane new variety pack. So in order to cook these, you’ll just dump a whole bunch onto a baking sheet and pop it into the oven. Bacon-egg-and-cheese on a roll? The Ham & Cheese Bites look like pizza rolls, only they’re elongated and ribbed. Thanks for contacting us. Long live Totino’s insane new variety pack. We’re pretty sure Totino’s is mostly known for their pizza rolls and their super-cheap rectangular pizzas. “Your next party will thank us later!” Totino’s hypes in promo materials. They’re lightly seasoned, but they’re definitely better with a topping of some kind. Do Not Sell My Personal Information. Privacy Notice This story has been shared 130,414 times. COVID-mutated 'zombies' rise from mass graves, ESPN vet's 'Monday Night Football' comments are in poor taste. Let’s break down these frozen flavor profiles, shall we? PIZZA SNACKS: Totino's American Favorites Mini Snack Mix is the perfect blend of snacks in crispy, golden, snackable crusts; FUN FLAVORS: Totino's American Favorites Snack Mix includes a variety … host Ken Jennings under fire for insensitive tweet. The Potato Bites are the round, flat pieces that look like hash brown patties. August 22, 2019 | 1:26pm | Updated August 22, 2019 | 5:44pm. ARE YOU DREAMING?” hypes the nearly unintelligible description on Totino’s official product page. As is, this would make for a decent batch of snack food to bust out at a party. 130,414, This story has been shared 114,760 times. To learn more about the nutrition content, ingredients, or cooking instructions for these Totino’s frozen snacks, check out our package scans below. Instead, these come with some ground beef, a bit of a ketchup-y tomato purée, and some pickle juice. Post was not sent - check your email addresses! If you’ve ever been to a Taco John’s, these are basically Potato Olés, but those who have not been initiated into the Taco John’s club can simply call them flat tater tots. You are not. The flavor profile isn’t what we were expecting at all. Chex Mix is cancelled. Now, we’re not sure any of these really justify the phrase “American Favorites,” but we’re excited to try them all nonetheless.